Monday, August 21st 2017

Weekend Update/Monologue

  • A man in Virginia wants to replace a Confederate statue with one of Missy Elliot. But is it worth? Can he work it? Put this thing down, flip it and reverse it?

A man in Virginia wants to replace a Confederate statue with one of Missy Elliot. Statues are typically erected once the person has died as a way to memorialize them. Since Missy Elliot is still alive and well we should replace the Confederate statue with a recently fallen American icon.

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  • Today’s the solar eclipse. And tomorrow’s the day eye doctors buy that second vacation home.

 

  • Bonnie Tyler announced she will sing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” during the solar eclipse. While Manfred Mann’s Earth Band will encore with “Blinded By The Light”.